WT'F' Conversations Overheard

1. At a Restaurant.

19-20 year old girl, not skinny but not plump either, walks in and sits with her family.

Girl: I want Pineapple Juice.
Waiter: Anything else, Ma'am
Girl: Juice, fresh hai na ?? ( It's fresh juice, right??)
Waiter: No Ma'am, all juices are canned.
Girl: No, then cancel the juice. PAUSE
Waiter in anticipation of order of some other beverage/drink.
Girl: Bhaiya, Thumbs Up le aaya ( Get me thumbs up )

MY Reaction: Laughing my frigging  a** off.


2. At an ATM waiting line

Guy:  You look Frustrated
Girl: Yes! No! Somewhat!
Guy: Work?? Looking for a change in job??
Girl: No No..are you mad, job is great.
Guy: Uhmmm..
SILENCE
Girl: By the way...do you know of any marketing openings??

My Reaction: WTF!! Conversations like this only women can master.

3.  At McDonalds

Harayanvi Boy:  2 Burgers.
Mcdonald staff: Have it here or take away.
H. Boy: Nahin! Gadi Mein khanna hain ( I want to eat in my car)
Staff: Sure Sir. Here you go.
H. Boy opens the brown bag looks at the burgers inside, gives an amazed look to the satff boy. 
Sraff: Any problems sir
H.Boy: Paper plates nahin hain kya??